postllimit:

i really hate it when i’m trying to be cute on snapchat and take a selfie like so

 image

but then the app lags for like 20 years and i end up capturing my true form 

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no thank you

(via thetomboywithheadphones)

Tuesday Jul 22 1am  10,208 notes

 
 

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via tg-darkside)

Tuesday Jul 22 1am  30,895 notes

 
 

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

Posted Tuesday Jul 22 1am  197,813 notes

 
 

niggaimdeadass:

the last one killed me 

(Source: pleatedjeans, via tg-darkside)

Posted Tuesday Jul 22 1am  430,915 notes

 
 

theboywhofangirled:

#you know how everyone wants that musical where there’s that one guy who doesn’t understand why everyone is singing #this is that musical

(Source: bartowski, via spockistheword)

Posted Tuesday Jul 22 1am  324,706 notes

 
 

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via livingintheimpala)

• Posted Tuesday Jul 22 12am  100,604 notes

 
 

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

(via livingintheimpala)

Tuesday Jul 22 12am  169,318 notes

 
 

the-pietriarchy:

why are there so many “romantic” black and white gifs of tate from american horror story that aint right did you guys pay any attention to that show at all

(via doyoubelieveinnargles)

Tuesday Jul 22 12am  125,443 notes

 
 

thankyouforthedildos:

hungarian:

do squirrels think about stuff

no because they’re so darn stupid

image

(via and-it-killed-her)

Tuesday Jul 22 12am  189,118 notes

 
 

(Source: kirkspocksmoved, via livingintheimpala)

• Posted Tuesday Jul 22 12am  483,231 notes

 
 

(Source: fionagoddess, via halcyondiamonds)

• Posted Tuesday Jul 22 12am  1,615 notes

 
 

lokiwholockfactory:

homestucktrollala:

you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt:

ladydaffodils:

I am so amused.

oh god, it´s back

thanks

I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself into a fucking meme

(Source: winterblessings, via casandsherlock-haveajellybaby)

Posted Monday Jul 21 1am  298,497 notes

 
 

justkeep0nswimming:

deathbedscene:

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

This is too accurate

(via frontflip-for-style)

Monday Jul 21 1am  65,371 notes

 
 

atelieretoile:

some of my friends asked me to show my brush settings when I draw clouds, and here you go
hope it helps ; v ;

(via broken-in-two-hurting-as-one)

Posted Monday Jul 21 1am  6,521 notes

 
 

postracialcomments:

swiggityswagurfab:






This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp. 

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

Nothing but respect

postracialcomments:

swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

Nothing but respect

(via casandsherlock-haveajellybaby)

• Posted Monday Jul 21 1am  1,235,462 notes