penis-hilton:

me

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harryhickey:

sadderdays:

garlic bread is fucking gross

report this blog

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Saturday Aug 30 8am  270,630 notes

 
 

anotherfirebender:

slim-and-svelte:

GOTTA TAKE HER ADVICE

fake it til ya make it is the best advice

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Posted Saturday Aug 30 12am  199,582 notes

 
 

Watch

tyleroakley:

NEW VIDEO: “Watching Strange Porn" ft. Dan Howell

If you love it, push reblog. This one got juicy.

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petrqill:

video games more like

image

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Friday Aug 29 11pm  3,026 notes

 
 

Guy on train:
I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:
*turns up music*
Guy:
I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:
*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:
Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy:
Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:
Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:
Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:
*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:
Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:
I can make that happen.
Guy:
Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:
And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:
*applauds*

Posted Friday Aug 29 11pm  507,131 notes

 
 

stuckyassemble:

Front & back

his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR

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pokebae:

pokebae:

someone tell me a joke

image

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Friday Aug 29 8pm  43,436 notes

 
 

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

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Friday Aug 29 8pm  292,814 notes

 
 

colfr:

Plot twist: a movie with a 20-something character who has never kissed anyone and has never had sex but is presented as a perfectly normal, socially well-adjusted individual

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Friday Aug 29 7pm  64,434 notes

 
 

ryanjjohn:

Every day I struggle between “I wanna look good naked” and “treat yo self.”

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Friday Aug 29 7pm  357,452 notes

 
 

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

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Friday Aug 29 6pm  260,518 notes